6.02.2010

Provocatourism: If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own

Provocatourism--the activist option that makes Habitat for Humanity look about as exciting as a free orange apron from Home Depot. Sign up soon for a blockade-breaking vacation. You may get to tell your grandkids about it, or not. But, that's all part of the adventure!

You'll feel superior to the people you're helping, because--well, if you weren't, why would they need your help?

You'll feel superior to the people setting the blockade, because you are a true humanitarian, and they're just jamming up your noble intentions.

You'll feel superior to the United States government, because they're just talking on the phone.

Souvenirs!

  • Your ticket
  • A shiv from one of the guys who took over the boat to make sure there wasn't any non-violence
  • A shoelace from one of the Israeli soldiers
It's the next big thing. The sooner you sign up, the better your bragging rights!